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Placing Blame This 85 Year Old Couple, Having Been Married Almost 60 Years, Had Died In = A Car Crash. Home http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/Funny_Jokes/22620_placing-blame-this-85-year-old-couple-having-been-married-almost-60-years-had-died-in-a-car-crash.html - More from anvari.org - About anvari.org
Really Important Stuff Kids Have Taught Me 1. It's More Fun To Color Outside The Lines. Home http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/Funny_Jokes/26884_really-important-stuff-kids-have-taught-me-1-its-more-fun-to-color-outside-the-lines.html - More from anvari.org - About anvari.org
What did one autumn leaf say to another? I'm falling for you. http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/Kids_Jokes/118_what-did-one-autumn-leaf-say-to-another-im-falling-for-you.html - More from anvari.org - About anvari.org
English language Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/Funny_Jokes/28712_english-language-lets-face-it-english-is-a-crazy-language.html - More from anvari.org - About anvari.org
YOU KNOW YOUR A REDNECK IF.... You Still Have An 8-track Tape Player In Your Car Or House. Home http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/Miscellaneous_Jokes/30214_you-know-your-a-redneck-if-you-still-have-an-8-track-tape-player-in-your-car-or-house.html - More from anvari.org - About anvari.org
Farnsdick's Corollary: After Things Have Gone From Bad To Worse, The Cycle Will Repeat Itself. Home http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/Murphy_Laws/6_farnsdick-s-corollary-after-things-have-gone-from-bad-to-worse.html - More from anvari.org - About anvari.org
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Ladys And Gentlemen: I Stand Before And Sit Behind You To Tell You Of Something I Know Nothing About. Home http://www.anvari.org/shortjoke/Miscellaneous_Jokes/30537_ladys-and-gentlemen-i-stand-before-and-sit-behind-you-to-tell-you-of-something-i-know-nothing-about.html - More from anvari.org - About anvari.org
